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by **fish** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 12:58 am

Ian wrote:...the guy on the phone...

Can somebody please help Alex remove her thumb from that bloody sticky phone?
And how in the hell did it get that sticky in the first place? :shock:

by **Ian** » Mon Oct 04, 2021 10:02 am

I don't think we want to know.

by **fish** » Tue Oct 05, 2021 12:32 am

Speaking of sticky keypads, what has she done with Faecesbook and Instagrim today.

For shame Alex, for shame.

by **Ian** » Tue Oct 05, 2021 9:59 am

If only it had lasted (Faecesbook at least). :lol:

by **fish** » Wed Oct 06, 2021 5:57 am

Ian wrote:If only it had lasted...

Isn't that what all the girls say to Ian?

by **Ian** » Wed Oct 06, 2021 9:47 am

I'll have you know I have on occasion be known to stay up all night. So to speak.

by **fish** » Fri Oct 08, 2021 3:02 am

Ian wrote:I'll have you know...

Ian gets boastful.
Again.
But Alex doesn't buy it. :-x

by **Ian** » Fri Oct 08, 2021 11:02 am

I am free for demonstrations.

by **fish** » Sat Oct 09, 2021 12:09 am

Ian wrote:...I am free for demonstrations...

Alex is not looking forward to that experience.

Tries to get rid of that nasty thought with a big swig.

by **Ian** » Sat Oct 09, 2021 9:56 am

All licquored up. :lol:

by **fish** » Sun Oct 10, 2021 12:38 am

Ian wrote:All licquored up.

Best, when you're playing with your new Lego set. *:)*

by **Ian** » Sun Oct 10, 2021 9:49 am

I don't know whether that's genius, or just sad.

by **fish** » Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:22 am

Ian wrote:...just sad...

"I was only doing what she told me to do." :oops:

by **Ian** » Mon Oct 11, 2021 9:56 am

That's not an excuse, Alex. :evil:

by **fish** » Mon Oct 11, 2021 10:48 pm

"Bex is all excited now."
But Alex is disappointed again.
Learn from your mistakes Alex, choose the right bed next time.

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