Caption Competition

[Kso]

Ha-ha-ha! Maybe Alex just singing? And WTF? Rebecka LiljeGREN?

[snaps]

ALEX: Wait up! It's MY Guldbagge
BEX: Not if I get there first, biatch
ALEX: YOU! you can't even spell your first name right!
BEX: Age before beauty, mmmmm WIN WIN to me Ima thinkin
ALEX: Challenge you to a duel Missy!
BEX: Let's see, that would be eyeliner brushes at fifty paces right?

[fish]

And I always thought they were just rushing off for a quick snog.

[fish]

Alex: "Whisper, whisper, whisper."
Girl: "OMFG. I think she wants me to sleep over. "

[Ian]

lol I like the one where she's "adjusting the girl's make-up".

We believe you, Alex.

[fish]

Snapsie's dream.....


Alex's version of that same dream....

[fish]

We can always rely on Alex to be thinking of us.

[Ian]

You beat me to it with that snapsie one, fish. First thing that sprang to mind..!

[snaps]

Alex: So what was it you said you do for a living Gertie, sweetheart?
Gertie: I'm scaffolding erector in heavy construction. Oh and the names Bertie, not Gertie, sweetheart.

[fish]

I see Alex is doing rehearsals for a beer commercial now.

[Ian]

Alex (Homer Simpson voice): Mm, BEER...

[fish]

Alex: "Can you help me please doctor? I seem to have this great big lump on my back."

[Ian]

I should like a lump like that.

But not on my neck.

[fish]

Alex: "It's OK doc. No need to do anything. I found out what it was."

[snaps]

Alex with "The Two Rons'' aka ''The Management''

Ron 1: That''s a lovely shade of lippy Alex, sweetheart. Mind if I borrow a smudge after the show?

Ron 2: You ain't get no bovver tonite Alex luvvy. I got my pistol in one hand and my revolver in de uvver.