Alexandra Pictures (4)

[fish]

A kiss?

Errrr.
Almost a kiss.

Facemask on, now she's ready to meet Ian.

[Ian]

But what if she sneezes?


Ewww.

[Santi]

to avoid some guys from the disco

[fish]

...Ewww...

"That'll be 2 bottles of bleach, a bottle of hand sanitiser, a packet of microfibre cleaning cloths, and, and.
Oh fuck it. I'll just have a new face mask please.
Ian! Pay the man."

[Ian]

I left it at home.

[fish]

I left it at home...

I hope you don't expect me to pay for it.
All I have is that stolen Forum Slush Fund Credit Card which you used to guard so carefully.


OMG is it Mothers' Day again?
Alex has just reposted this pre-Florens pic.

[Ian]

So that's where my Mother's Day money went...

[fish]

So that's where my Mother's Day money went...

So that's where my basketball went...

[Ian]

Demi Moore, move over.

[fish]

...move over...

The selfie queens are on the scene.

[Ian]

Addicted to social media already.

[fish]

Absolutely no doubt about it.

[Ian]

He's probably reading the forum.

[fish]

He's...

She!
Florens threatens Mum with the old "fingers up the nose" punishment unless Ian starts correctly referring to her as "SHE".

[Ian]

I'll get it right eventually. Maybe.