What Annoys You?

[snaps]

prats like nathanielpri having the gall to ask for assistance in spamming the site.

Looks correct to me.

Welcome!

Welcome nathanielpri.

You might like to save the "Board Index" page into your favourites if you want to come straight here without going through the "showmelove.org" home page each time. Though that is a site worth visiting.

We should have an initiative test for newbies. Y:

[fish]

Me for being so trusting and the bastard turns out to be a mad spammer.

If only I could get my evil little claws on him/her/it, him/her/it would regret the day it was whelped.

Please Ian, show no mercy.




Edit:
As I posted this, it's back online again posting its spam in more places. Hate it.

2nd Edit:
Probably the wrong thing to do but I was so annoyed I just sent it a PM to go combine sex and travel. Don't know if there's any connection but it's no longer online and nothing extra was posted.

[Ian]

Heh heh, good for you.

Yes, the sheer bloody cheek of 'em!

[fish]

Ian, this bastard is only encouraging others to join him unless something can be done.
I'm also finding it a bit intimidating as far as posting stuff is concerned.
I hope you can soon wake oeb and get him to take some action to terminate the little shit.

Like all of you, I hate spam and spammers.

[Ian]

He hasn't been on all day.

Don't be such a wuss.

[fish]

Dirty Ian's alter ego gets tough.

[Ian]

Maybe he's finally got as bored of seeing his crap wiped off every 2 minutes as I am of wiping it off.

[Ian]

The Aussie dollar rising against the US dollar. Er, this is going to mean I get paid less. F*****g cut it out.

[fish]

for Ian.

Maybe they could pay you in barrels of oil or something.
You'll just have to get your agent to negotiate a tougher deal.

[Ian]

It's not like I'm getting much as it is.

[Ian]

Crippling shyness around a certain someone.

[fish]

No cure for that, I'm afraid.
Just try to be as natural as you can and do not, that's NOT, try to be funny.
You never feel very good about that after.

Good luck.

[snaps]

It's not like I'm getting much as it is.

Crippling shyness around a certain someone.

are these events connected?

Poor Ian. Being yourself sounds like very good advice. Unless you’re me in which case it’s not. But as it’s you then you can’t go wrong.

More unsolicited advice from Auntie Snaps’ Agony Column:

Keep playing a strong theme tune in your head like the Dr Who theme, James Bond theme whatever. Anything bullish that makes you feel more confident It will distract your unconscious mind from short-circuiting your conscious mind with self-doubt. If you are naturally shy, play it as a strength not feel it is a weakness Big yourself up, Mr ‘cool as a mountain stream’ Ian Moderator, Man of Mystery, play on the ‘still waters run deep/ dark horse’ fantasy.

Smile plenty (but DON’T grin or let your tongue drool!) nod lots if you can’t find the words don’t mumble – let your eyes do the talking (think of Agnes in FA) Reverse some processes, like breathe IN through your mouth and OUT through your nose. Exhale slow and sexy, making a slight noise just slightly the wrong side of sounding like an untamed beast

Relax because you know you have a few ‘stock phrases’ ready to trip out if you feel you’re getting tongue tied e.g. ‘I’m sure someone as intelligent as you will understand where I’m coming from’ / ‘I reckon someone as sensitive as you will know how strongly I feel’. She won’t. But the point is you are paying a compliment. She’s not going to disagree We all like compliments, it is the bait to come back for some more!

Good luck and I’ll bill you over the net for my professional advice. I take paypal and all major credit cards.

[fish]

Wow.
What she said.

Ian's going to be concentrating so hard on all this good advice he won't have time for any shyness.

[Ian]

LOL

Nothing like good advice from those getting as little as you are.