Rang up my ISP to see if I could find out what's wrong with my internet connection, (apart from the dead mouse in the power wheel, I mean.)
Of course they're based in Adelaide so you have to speak to someone in the Phillipines for service, but I want you to try to spot the flaw in this statement, (bearing in mind that I refuse to have a mobile phone).
"Ok sir, I want you to unplug your phone from the line so we can run some tests here and find out what the problem is.
I'll tell you when you can plug it back in again."
