
Wet and windy day, got soaked, pissed off. Went to dry off and killed time by going to see
'The Woman In Black' at Loughborough Fleapit. At least this time, the seat was dry when I occupied it, and the central heating hadn't broken down.
I'd even forgotten Daniel Radcliffe was the lead. In fact it was really just a vehicle for him. Pretty much standard fare Edwardian gothic spooky story. Lots of contrived oooooh! aaaaaargh! ''no! don't open the door'' moments, but not overboiled. Very good cinematography, balancing good taste carefully with gothic effect. Certainly not OTT, but chillingly effective. Ciaran Hinds (always looks spooky even when playing Mr Nice Guy

) was good support.
It was a Le Radcliffe showcase really, and consequently the audience was 99.9% 12-15 age group, but they were very well-behaved and he kept them enthralled. I didn't have to patrol the aisle thrashing miscreants and confiscating jumbo-sized bags of popcorn like I usually have to. I was even charged a children's ticket price

by the perblind cashier, which was rather flattering. The scarey moments didn't have me wetting my knicks, although the sound of the air vent fans was annoyingly obtrusive. Still, better that, than being suffused in a cloud of ammonia.
Truly a fun watch.

How nice to be that age again, when you can be scared shitless

but try not to let your freinds see that you are.

I resisted the temptation to bellow out loud ''MWUUUUHHUUHHUH!!!!!"

at inappropriate moments
On average, the audience were slightly scarier than the film. The girls featured above weren't actually in the film, but were in the audience.
