So I made a translation. It might bear the marks of writing in a hurry, I did'nt wanna spend hours on it, just hope it's not too sloppy
Here it is anyway:
Host: We are very pleased to present our new guest here in Breaking News, you knew her first as Agnes in the film FÅ from 1998, she is now a qualified doctor at Karolinska Institute.
With us today (explains to audience that they must not applaud since the rabbits are scared of high sound) is Rebecka Liljeberg.
Host: What is our show run by?
Audience: Lust! (Their slogan or something)
Host: Welcome, is all well?
Bex: All is well.
Host2: It's a bit annoying that we always have to mention FÅ when we present you!?
Bex: That's okay.
Host: But it's something you must be proud of! (Bex agrees)
Host: We'll start by showing you a fresh newsclip from Aftonbladet, where they make a big case about the life threatening pandemic nephropathia, and Filip Hammer (host2) might be infected.
Host2: Yesterday I was talking about my stay at our national park Yosemite, where this virus has been spread by mice, and I'm kind of an hypochondriac, so Fredrik (host) wanted me to have a check.
Host: Yeah, I'm afraid you'll infect me too.
Host2: What is this virus exactly?
Bex: It is a "hantavirus", wich spreads from rodents. There are many different types, and it exists in Sweden as well, only in a different form, nephropathia. It expresses itself quite differently, and it's usually not as leathal, like this virus.
Host: Can you determine if he is sick right now?
Bex: No, thats a bit difficult here and now.
Host2: Should I get myself checked out?
Bex: Well, how are you feeling?
Host2: I feel a bit frizzy. I'm runny, my voice feels bad, calfing now and then, and somewhat tired.
Bex: Okay. When was your trip to Yosemite?
Host2: About 8 weeks ago.
Bex: The outbreak was in june right?
Host2: Yes, and I was there in july.
Bex: Maybe, on the borderline.
Host: Ok, have yourself checked out already.
Host2: Deathviruses are tough!
Bex: They are tough!
Host: But out of all the deathviruses that are discoverd, they rearly becomes the new spanish flu. But when do you think we will see another plague? And what will it be like?
Bex: Probably like the bird flu, their always talking about different types of flu.
Host2: Do doctors often discuss things like when the next plague will arrive?
Bex: Absolutely. Of course we talk about it, the new threats and so on.
Host: The most dangerous scenario is that birds spreads it right? Because they fly and disperse it throughout all the continents.
Bex: Well, what we are most afraid of is that flu viruses which infects animals will mutate and spread betwine humans.
Host: Can these rabbits spread anything?
Bex: Probably nephropathia.
Host: Maybe Filips virus can merge with the rabbits?
Bex: Yes, this can be the beginning of a new pandemic.
Host: Alright. Lets change the subject. In Russia, they are grieving the loss of one of their citizens, the world's oldest man with his 122 years.
Host2: How do you get so old? No tobacco, no alchohol, no women he claimed. Is this a good guideline to become old?
Bex: I would'nt agree that no women will help, but I can confirm that no tobacco sure is helpful.
Host: Noted. What about alcholol?
Bex: Well, its hard to say for sure, but it seems like scientists mostly agree that a little wine, in moderation, is good for you.
host2: Maybe by women, he ment all the stress from things like divorce and such...
Bex: Sure, you should always feel happy and in controll of your life, if you want to live longer.
Host: I've heard that stress shrinks you're brain. Do you think stress shortens you're life?
Bex: Sure it does, stress gives you a cortison stroke , which is of course not good.
Host2: And what is a cortison?
Bex: A stress hormone, which causes you to build fat layers on you're belly, basicly it makes you chubby and feal ill.
Host: What misery!
Host: (sums up) You should not be stressful, you should have a good relation to your women, and be moderate with alcohol, these are'nt sensational recipes really.
Bex: No, there really is'nt any quick fix for growing old.
Host: 122 years, when will we have the first 150 years old?
Bex: I would guess year 2050.
Host: So quick you think? We are growing older at a high speed then?
Bex: Absolutely, but I don't know if we get to see much of it in the near future.
Host: Maybe Filip(host2) will be the next 150 year old?
Host2: I have good genes!
Host: Not on the mental level.
Host2: Nop, but we do get old. Thank you so much for being here Rebecka.