by DMt. » Sat Oct 27, 2012 10:36 pm
Uuuuurgh...a stinky streaming snotty 'cold' or whatever has gained on me over the past few days; nostrils are grated raw by unwise bogroll* use [never a good idea longer-term, but ran out of quality tissues]; have just cycled to supermarket, all swaddled up like Santa Claus, and got decent tissues, ginger wine, medium [read: fierce!] lime pickle, frozen Black Forest fruits, and a cherry pie for two [ahem].
Have now had three large mulled ginger wines [with hot water, Chinese 5-spice, lemon juice and sugar] and a modicum of dihydrocodeine, and an early night grows more attractive by the minute.
Treatment is symptomatic - [a medical joke, it means 'just try to make the poor bugger comfortable while we see if he dies or not...' ]
Did I say 'Uuuuurgh'...'?
I meant UUUUURGH!!
Woe is DMt.!!
[ *Brit slang for toilet tissue ]
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