Fishy innocently wrote:Let's just rectify that a bit...
Rectitude (n.),
the formal, dignified bearing adopted by a proctologist just before the examination.
See also;abdicate (v.),
to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
balderdash (n.),
a rapidly receding hairline.
circumvent (n.),
an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
coffee (n.),
the person upon whom one coughs.
esplanade (v.),
to attempt an explanation while drunk.
flabbergasted (adj.),
appalled over how much weight you have gained.
flatulence (n.),
emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
gargoyle (n.),
olive-flavored mouthwash.
lymph (v.),
to walk with a lisp.
negligent (adj.),
describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
oyster (n.),
a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
Pokemon (n.),
a Rastafarian proctologist.
testicle (n.),
a humorous question on an exam.
willy-nilly (adj.),
impotent.
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Linguistic humor, Washington Post alternative definitions contest/sEg;
http://www.msgr.ca/msgr-3/stories%2002.htmOr;
http://www.alphadictionary.com/fun/new_meanings.html
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