Rebecka Pics (3)

[Ian]

Positively angelic.

[fish]

Thank you.
We are.

[Ian]

Bex looks a tad dubious as to our status as paragons of virtue there.

[fish]

... our status ...

I was talking about Bex and me, I don't remember including you in that description.


Bex: "Åw go on Fish. Don't tease Ian like that."
Fish: "*%&#@"

[Ian]

Bex can tease me, I don't mind that....

[fish]

You know she's much to nice to do that.


Just taken her duty free bag through customs.
Everything above board of course.

[Ian]

That vibrating thing in her bag caused a bit of a kerfuffle, mind...*












* The electric toothbrush, of course. What did you think I meant?

[fish]

...What did you think I meant?

Phew!
That's a relief.


Probably just taking a bunch of pensioners for a day out at the circus.

[Ian]

Why pensioners?!

[fish]

Why pensioners?!

Because as the full time sole carer of my disabled son I qualify to receive a few measly dollars from the government.
Otherwise they'd have to pay thousands for his institutionalised care.
Therefore I deserve Bex taking me to the circus.


Then Bex can continue her education.
Like a little angel.



Bex: "Fish, you promised me. No school uniform pics."

[Ian]

Good argument.

[fish]

Doesn't often happen.


No uniform this time Bex.
I just hope your grades are up to the mark.

[Ian]

I won't ask what he'll do if they're not.

[fish]

Maybe she'll just have to take a few after hours "audio" lessons to catch up.
Perfect little angel that she is.

[Ian]

"You will love fishy... you WILL love fishy..."


I still don't think it'll work.