Rebecka Pics (3)

[Ian]

Granted, the attention mostly came in the form of restraining orders, but it still counts!

[fish]

...but it still counts!..

Ian is the only person I know who has set out to decorate his whole house with restraining orders.
Still, when you're served with so many its cheaper than paint I guess.

Cheer up Bex.
You can even apply for a new restraining order over the phone in special cases.

[Ian]

It's more affordable than wallpaper!

[fish]

It's more affordable than wallpaper!

I heard a rumour that Ian now insists all his restraining orders come in 24 x 26 inch poster size.

[Ian]

Preferably with pictures.

[Santi]

I heard a rumour that Ian now insists all his restraining orders come in 24 x 26 inch poster size.

Older people lose their sight and need big letters

[fish]

And our memories too.
Here's Ian trying to remember where he put his glasses.
He knows he left himself a text so he could find them, but he can't read the text without.....

Oh, you know how it goes.

Bex knows.

[Santi]

I hope he find his glasses. One day he will confuse Bex with Alex.

[Ian]

Blasphemy, snapsie!

[fish]

...One day he will confuse Bex with Alex.

And is that an issue Bex should be worried about?..

[Ian]

The moral quandary...

[fish]

The moral quandary...

But Bex already knows that Ian has no morals.

[Ian]

There is that.

[fish]

"You should never laugh with Ian".
Laughing at him is fine, just not with.

[Ian]

Words to live by.