Alexandra Pictures (4)

[fish]

...I'm not paranoid...

Doesn't mean for a moment that we're not out to get you.
Especially when you buy a "Pizza Tray" hat for Alex to wear.

[Ian]

Alex: I'll have the Meat Lovers.

[fish]

Ooh Err!
I can see Alex will have to keep an eye on young Ken.

[Ian]

Alex, like me, can never resist a bit of Ken.

[fish]

How many days have I missed?
I think I must have been abducted by aliens or something.

Gee. I hope I wasn't "probed".


I only set out to see if I could find a few missing pairs of Alex's glasses.
Turns out Florens was the culprit.
She was testing them for flavour apparently.

[Ian]

Just the one.

How many days have I missed?


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Just the one, as Joan Sims might say.

[fish]

Just the one...

Alex has more pairs of glasses than she can poke a stick at.
Tries to blame Flo for most of them.
She's right, she should be more strict, but with Florens or herself?

[Ian]

She pulls them off well though, it has to be said.

[fish]

...it has to be said...

Probably best if it had gone without saying though.



"or is this how you meet parenting?"
I said it should have gone without saying, didn't I?

[Ian]

Always say what you think. Especially in mixed company.

[fish]

I remember the last time I tried that.



Sorry beautiful.
Not even a bit like Freddie Mercury's glasses.

[Ian]

Are you calling her a queen?

[fish]

Are you calling her a queen?

My queen.

Dark glasses in winter when Florence should really be having her hair brushed.
Tut, tut.

[Ian]

But does she wear them at night?

Cause that's really weird.

[fish]

...that's really weird...

Like teaching an "ass" joke to Florens already?