What Annoys You?

[snaps]

wanna bet?

Oh ye of little faith Follow my advice Ian and this could be your friend getting a taste of your Xmas turkey!

[Ian]

(shivers in anticipation)



I couldn't get that lucky.

[fish]

Nothing like good advice from those getting as little as you are.

What are you trying to say?


Now if someone could just remind me, which one gets to wear the handcuffs?

[Ian]

Some a-hole hacking my Facebook page and sending spam to my friends. Ian is not amused.

I only found out (since I don't even go on there often) because they were dumb enough to post spam from "me" on my own frickin' wall (and thus I got an email notification).

GODDAMN SPAMMERS!

[fish]

It's probably that last arsehole spammer that you gave a hard time on here. He's tracked you down.

I'm sure I told you to be nice to him.

[Ian]

The little gits get everywhere. They're like cockroaches.

[snaps]

I think I prefer cockroaches to ''arsehole spammers'', sounds painful My bloody speakers on the pute have died so I can't hear Alex Going to have to make a round trip to a mates house to hear it, plus want to hear Ians latest videobash.

B*stard TESCO put the price of their cheap gin back up to 8.43 from 7.63, the week before it was 7.23. Is there a run on gin? I thought I was the only one so povved that I have to buy their industrial strength paintstripper Oh how I remember the days of Jacob's Creek and Paul Masson and those teasy-weasy Kiwi wines. F*ck got given a bottle of Bulgarian Merlot. You have to be f*cking joking. Looked, smelled, and tasted like burnt rubber. Australia should sue them. Those asshole Ronson cheap lighters from TESCO are crap they run out half way through the fuel Maybe someone will be nice and buy me a real ZIPPO for Xmas? Hint hint If another riding pupil asks me ‘are you Team Edward or Team Jacob’ I swear I shall insert the lil dear headfirst in the compost hossshitpile, “No toots, I’m effing Team Snapsie. Got it!?”

[Ian]

I've never seen Twilight, so I lack the will to hate it. The hype is irritating, mind. At the time, I avoided the original as I thought it looked like a bit of a lamearse Buffy ripoff.

Shame about the speakers, snapsie.

[Ian]

Blockbuster Video for not getting in Trick R Treat. It was out late October, didn't come in, and now they're apparently not getting it at all, which means I have to buy it sight unseen if I ever want to see it. Their unerring ability to never get in anything I might actually want to rent is uncanny, I have to hand it to them.

[Rebecka Fan]

When Mama keeps butting in with the wedding plans and won't take no for an answer.

[Rebecka Fan]

when 2 original members of my all-time favorite music group consider it a reunion with only 2 of the original members and 3 new members! Oh and they don't even bother to ask any of the other members if they wanted a reunion.

[Ian]

So annoying you posted it twice!

That is pretty lame, though, I agree.

[Rebecka Fan]

So annoying you posted it twice!

That is pretty lame, though, I agree.

I added something different to my original post and kept my new one.

[Ian]

LOL Kyle. Just teasing.

[fish]

You should still go see the group, Kyle.

I have a free ticket for you.

These two sentences are not related.




and;
I refer you to the two rules for mothers which I posted ages ago.
1. You mother is always right.
2. If she's wrong, refer to rule 1.

Good luck in convincing her that she wants what you want.