What makes me mad?
This makes me mad.
I haven't run away and left you, what's happened is that I've been lumbered with some chores that are very time consuming, very important to a number of people, and impossible to delegate to anyone else. So I just have to get my arse into gear and spend a few days sorting through all the crap and hopefully finding an outcome which will make everyone happy.
And to make matters worse.... I was
so going to put a caption under the Alex on the bed pic about calling in to give her a massage.

"They all know I want a massage, I just wish Fish was the first to offer.
I mean you know how Snapsie gets when I say
no to her"