Caption Competition

[fish]

Puppy: "C'mon. How's about a big sloppy one? You need to forget all about that dumb blonde bimbo."

[snaps]

Agnes is less than happy with the result of her online assessment test.

[Ian]

[snaps]

ELIN: Mama, I think I'm a lesbisk. A homosexuel.
BIRGITTA: Well just so long it's not with that stuck-up prissy little cow shit-for-brains 'butter wouldn't melt between my legs' Ahlberg girl, I don't mind.
ELIN: It's alright, I'm only kidding.

[fish]

Ohhh!
Poor Elin.

Now that would've added a new whole dimension to the film, eh?

[snaps]

Yes. Poor Elin would have been reduced to bonking Camilla.

[fish]

Although......

Wait a minute.......

[Ian]

I'm not sure Camilla would approve.



Not to start with, anyway.

[snaps]

You may have got top billing you biatch, but they only came to see the film coz I'm in it

[Kso]

This is true

[Ian]

That's just mean.

[fish]

Agnes: "I've told you before biatch, stay away from Snapsie, she's mine."

[snaps]

AGNES: And another thing Camilla, after I told Elin to go-fuck-a-candle, she confided in me that she has had the biggest boner for YOU, since like F-O-R-E-V-E-R ! Go spin on that one babycakes

[fish]

No wonder Alex looked shocked and angry.


She just realised that that bloody Rebecka Liljegren was up there on stage with her to collect a Guldbagge.

[Ian]

Alex has just seen snaps standing off=stage.

Wearing only a thong.