What Annoys You?

[fish]

... All this is masterminded by elected councillors and local government so-called high fliers paid six figure salaries...

Much more highly paid minds than your and mine Snaps. That's why they're the ones making all the enlightened decisions about what to do with your money.

...Apart from this (rant over) I enjoyed the film.

Glad of that. I thought it was an excellent film, even though the book had so much more in it.

[fish]

When you buy something over the net.
And pay for it.
And nearly three weeks later it still hasn't been delivered.
And you email them to ask where it is, because their system that is supposed to tell you, doesn't.
And then they say it hasn't been sent because it isn't available anymore.

And, and, and, their corporate logo contains the word "service".

FFS.

[snaps]

*Wonders what ex-military stock fish would be purchasing off the Secret Service?*

[Ian]

Sounds like some heads need to be smacked together, fishy.

[fish]

Don't worry, I'll give you a few minutes warning if I choose your neighbourhood to be obliterated.


Bought it again, from a different site. I wonder if they'll tell me it's not available too.

Whoever thought enriched uranium would be so hard to get.
I'll have to report that to Wikileaks.

[snaps]

Pls send us an ex-army flamethrower. Varfor do I have to live in the Fucking UK? It's fooking freezing here I may have to resort to rubbing two (un)stable girls together to generate some warmth Failing that I may have to pretend to be normal and acquire a human hairy hot water bottle from the pub at closing time. Providing he's an average male I can get him so drunk he'll just fall asleep. Just hope and pray he doesn't puke on me or wet the bed Tomorrow I'll tell him he had the time of his life He'll believe it.

[Ian]

7TWO appear to be showing a Sons and Daughters episode from 3 months ago, instead of the one that should be on.

[fish]

...Just hope and pray he doesn't puke on me or wet the bed

You're much better off sticking with the (un)stable girls.
You just can't trust guys.

...instead of the one that should be on.

I didn't realise anyone paid close enough attention to notice the difference.

...Bought it again, from a different site. I wonder if they'll tell me it's not available too.

They did, bastards.
At least they contacted me though. One step up on the other crowd.

[Ian]

...instead of the one that should be on.

I didn't realise anyone paid close enough attention to notice the difference.

:

Well the programmers apparently don't...

[Ian]

This educational company I write for. Their (or rather, their clients, who clearly needs telling to **** off) constant demands for pointless revisions and ludicrous deadlines are beginning to wear moi's patience very thin. Up to now, I've tolerated some silliness for the dosh, but I suspect we will be parting company shortly as it is getting beyond a joke now.

[snaps]

Not even as the same league as Ian, but I have a zit The deal is - I eat healthy - I don't get zits Smoking DOES NOT give you zits. Drinking DOES NOT give you zits. Not the zit itself, miniscule in the legends of zitdom. But right under the pad of my specs where they rest on my nose. Don't even need specs except for driving (or else I crash into things ) It's the size of a pinhead but feels like Vesuvius. BUt now it's inflamed. I know I shouldn't have attempted to pop it It's the very fact that it is there and has targetted the bridge of my nose, at its tenderest, on purpose. Fucking biatch (un)stable girls laffing behind my back. ''Guess who's playing Rudolf in the Village Hall pantomime'' At least I won't need stage make-up. haw haw. Not a happy bunny.

[Ian]

Never squeeze, snapsie. Never EVER squeeze!

[fish]

Oh dear.
Help me up off the floor someone, please.

[fish]

When you find a pic that really, really catches your eye.
And then you find out it was posted here a few years ago.




And, and, you're trolling though the Uzbek members of Facebook, as you do, and find a page for Ребекка Лильеберг, with this profile pic.



Sometimes it's just not your day.

[Ian]

Rebecka was ageing surprisingly badly.


Wow, I don't recall seeing that other one before, fish!